Do you realize that anything you say could be your last words? Yeah, sure, maybe they wonโt be thereโs always a chance. Usually in the movies itโs phrases like โeh, what could go wrong?โ, or โIโm sure one more drink wonโt kill youโ. After which, of course, something bad happens. Oh, the irony!
Now letโs take a look at some of the now dead (or presumably dead) Game of Thrones characters and their last words. Itโs gonna be fun!
Kraznys mo Nakloz
โI am your master! Kill her! Kill her!โ
Yeah, you do NOT want to double-cross the Mother of Dragons, unless you want to be a well-done human kebab.
Renly Baratheon
โPlease bring my terms to your son. I believe we are natural allies; I hope he feels the same. Together, we can end this war in a fortnight.โ
Oh, Renly, you were so naive.
Lysa Arryn
โYou want her. This empty-headed child. Sheโs just like her mother; sheโll never love you. I lied for you. I killed for you. Why did you bring her here? Why?โ
Littlefinger could never love you, you old hag. Also your son is an idiot!
Robb Stark
โMother.โ
The Lannisters send their regards.
Khal Drogo
โMy horseโฆ blood of my bloodโฆ no, I must ride.โ
Rest in peace, Aquaman.
Eddard Stark
โI am Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell and Hand of the King. I come before you to confess my treason in the sights of gods and men. I betrayed the faith of my king and the trust of my friend, Robert. I swore to protect and defend his children, but before his blood was cold, I plotted to murder his son and seize the throne for myself. Let the High Septon and Baelor the Blessed bear witness to what I say: Joffrey Baratheon is the one true heir to the Iron Throne, by the grace of all the gods, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.โ
Couldnโt have said it better, Lord Stark.
Rickard Karstark
โKill me and be cursed. You are no king of mine.โ
Theon didnโt believe in curses, until the day he met Ramsay.
Tywin Lannister
โYou shot me. Youโre no son of mine.โ
Probably my second favorite death on GoT.
Ygritte
โYou know nothing, Jon Snow.โ
Killed by a freaking 10 year old? No! Not like this!
Syrio Forel
โWhat do we say to the god of death?โ
Not today! That said, we donโt really know if heโs dead. Iโd bet my nerd cred heโs going to reunite with Arya in this upcoming season.
Oberyn Martell
โWait, are you dying? No, no, no, you canโt die yet. You havenโt confessed. Say it. Say her name. Elia Martell. You raped her; you killed her children. Elia Martell. Who gave you the order? Who gave you the order? Say her name! You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children! Say it! Say her name!โ
Blinded by arroganceโฆ then by the Mountain. It was not your day, Oberyn.
Catelyn Stark
โOn my honor as a Tully, on my honor as a Stark, let him go or I will cut your wifeโs throat!โ
Technically those are her last spoken words.
Joffrey Baratheon
โNo. [Coughs] You wait here unโฆ [Coughs]. Itโs nothing.โ
Iโm sure itโs nothing, you little jerk. Have fun in hell!
Robert Baratheon
โMy memoryโฆ hehe. King Robert Baratheonโฆ murdered by a pig. Give me something for the pain, and let me die.โ
Not the most heroic way to go, thatโs for sure.
Viserys Targaryen
โDany, Dany, tell them, make them, make them. You canโt, please. Dany, please!โ
And hereโs my #1 most favorite GoT death (so far). A whole new meaning to the phrase โgolden showerโ!
