1. Itโs the hotly anticipated sequel of a late 2010s, grimdark existential nightmare.
2. The economy is really, really bad. Like. Really bad.
3. There are almost no places to rest, and even when you find them, they cost money.
4. You need to watch a lot of YouTube video essays to make sense of anything.
5. You mutter โWhat fresh hell is this?โ every ten minutes.
6. There are some really lovable characters, but you hardly ever see them.
7. No matter how bleak it gets, you canโt stop scrolling.
8. People on Reddit swore it was going to happenโbut a lot of us didnโt believe them
10. Religious fanatics keep attacking you.
11. You might not make it to the end.
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Both: 1โ11
