“I don’t believe in kicking, as a rule; but if you do kick, kick hard, I say. ‘If you don’t send for her, Micky, I’ll send for her
[Mrs. Tom Daly, of Bisuka in the Northwest, writes to her invalid sister spending the summer on the coast of Southern California.]
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You know I am always ready to sacrifice truth to politeness, if the truth is of that poor, stingy upstart variety everybody is familiar with and if the occasion warrants the expense. We all know politeness is not cheap, any more than honesty is politic. But surely I mistook my occasion, one day last winter–and now behold the price!
We are to have a bride on our hands, or a bride-elect, for she isn’t married yet. The happy man to be is rustling for a home out here in the wilds of Idaho while she is waiting in the old country for success to crown his efforts. How much success in her case is demanded one does not know. She is a little English girl, upper middle class, which Mrs. Percifer assures us is the class to belong to in England at the present day,–from which we infer that it’s her class; and the interesting reunion is to take place at our house–the young woman never having seen us in her life before.
She sailed, poor thing, this day week and will be forwarded to us by her confiding friends in New York as soon as she arrives. Meantime she will have heard from us from the Percifers: that is something.
Really they were very nice to us in New York, last winter, the Percifers–though one must not plume one’s self too much. It began as a business flirtation down town between the husbands, and then Tom confidingly mentioned that he had a wife at his hotel. We unfortunate women were dragged into it forthwith, and more or less forced to live up to it. I cannot say there was anything riotous in the way she sustained her part. She was so very impersonal in fact, when we said good-by, that my natural tendency to invite people to come and stay with us, on the spur of any moment, was strangled in my throat.
The Harshaw Bride, Shoshone Falls, IdahoBut one must say something by way of retaliation for hospitality one cannot reject. So I put it off on any friends of theirs who might have occasion to command us in the West. We should be so happy, and so forth. And, my dear, she has taken me up on it! She’s not impersonal now. She is so glad–for dear Kitty’s sake–that we are here, and she is sure we will be very good to her–such a sweet girl, no one could help being–which rather cuts down the margin for our goodness. The poor child–I am quoting Mrs. Percifer–knows absolutely no one in the West but the man she is coming to marry (?)and can have no conception of the journey she has before her. She will be so comforted to find us at the end of it. And if anything unforeseen should occur to delay Mr. Harshaw, the fiance, and prevent his meeting her train, it will be a vast relief to Kitty’s friends to know that the dear brave little girl is in good hands–ours, if you can conceive it!
Please observe the coolness with which she treats his not meeting that train, after the girl has traversed half the globe to compass her share of their meeting.
Well, it’s not the American way; but perhaps it will be when bad times have humbled us a little more, and the question is whether we can marry our daughters at all unless we can give them dowries, or professions to support their husbands on, and “feelings” are a luxury only the rich can afford.
I hope “Kitty” won’t have any; but still more I hope that her young man will arrive on schedule time, and that they can trot round the corner and be married, with Tom and me for witnesses, as speedily as possible.
I’ve had such a blow! Tom, with an effort, has succeeded in remembering this Mr. Harshaw who is poor Kitty’s fate. He must have been years in this country,–long enough to have citizenized himself and become a member of our first Idaho legislature (I don’t believe you even know that we are a State!). Tom was on the supper committee of the ball the city gave them. They were a deplorable set of men; it was easy enough to remember the nice ones. Tom says he is a “chump,” if you know what that means. I tell him that every man, married or single, is constitutionally horrid to any other man who has had the luck to be chosen of a charming girl. But I’m afraid Harshaw wasn’t one of the nice ones, or I should have remembered him myself; we had them to dinner–all who were at all worth while.
Poor Kitty! There is so little here to come for but the man.
Well, my dear, here’s a pretty kettle of fish! Kitty has arrived, and one Mr. Harshaw. Where the Mr. Harshaw is, quien sabe! It’s awfully late. Poor Kitty has gone to bed, and has cried herself to sleep, I dare say, if sleep she can. I never have heard of a girl being treated so.
Tom and the other Mr. Harshaw are smoking in the dining-room, and Tom is talking endlessly–what about I can’t imagine, unless he is giving this young record-breaker his opinion of his extraordinary conduct. But I must begin at the beginning.
Mrs. Percifer wired us from New York the day the bride-elect started, and she was to wire us from Ogden, which she did. I went to the train to meet her, and I told Tom to be on the watch for the bridegroom, who would come in from his ranch on the Snake River, by wagon or on horseback, across country from Ten Mile. To come by rail he’d have had to go round a hundred miles or so, by Mountain Home. An American would have done it, of course, and have come in with her on the train; but the Percifers plainly expected no such wild burst of enthusiasm from him.
The train was late. I walked and walked the platform; some of the people who were waiting went away, but I dared not leave my post. I fell to watching a spurt of dust away off across the river toward the mesa. It rolled up fast, and presently I saw a man on horseback; then I didn’t see him; then he had crossed the bridge and was pounding down the track-side toward the depot. He pulled up and spoke to a trainman, and after that he walked his horse as if he was satisfied.
This is Harshaw, I thought, and a very pretty fellow, but not in the least like an Idaho legislator. I can’t say that I care for the sort of Englishman who is so prompt to swear allegiance to our flag; they never do unless they want to go in for government land, or politics, or something that has nothing to do with any flag. But this youngster looked ridiculously young. I simply knew he was coming for that girl, and that he had no ulterior motives whatever. He was ashy-white with dust–hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, and his fair little mustache all powdered with it; his corduroys, leggings, and hat all of a color. I saw no baggage, and I wondered what he expected to be married in. He leaned on his horse dizzily a moment when he first got out of the saddle, and the poor beast stretched his fore legs, and rocked with the gusts of his panting, his sides going in and out like a pair of bellows. The young fellow handed him over to a man to take to the stables, and I saw him give him a regular bridegroom’s tip. He’s all right, I said to myself, and Tom was horrid to call him a “chump.” He beat himself off a bit, and went in and talked to the ticket-agent. They looked at their watches.
“I don’t think you’ll have time to go uptown,” said the ticket-man.
Harshaw came out then, and he began to walk the platform, and to stare down the track toward Nampa; so I sat down. Presently he stopped, and raised his hat, and asked if I was Mrs. Daly, a friend of Mrs. Percifer of London and New York.
Not to be boastful, I said that I knew Mrs. Percifer.
“Then,” said he, “we are here on the same errand, I think.”
I was there to meet Miss Kitty Comyn, I told him, and he said so was he, and might he have a little talk with me? He seemed excited and serious, very.
“Are you the Mr. Harshaw?” I asked, though I hadn’t an idea, of course, that he could be anybody else.
“Not exactly,” he said. “I’m his cousin, Cecil Harshaw.”
“Is Mr. Harshaw ill?”
He looked foolish, and dropped his eyes. “No,” said he. “He was well last night when I left him at the ranch.” Last night! He had come a hundred miles between dark of one day and noon of the next!
“Your cousin takes a royal way of bringing home his bride–by proxy,” I said.
“Ah, but it’s partly my fault, you know”–he could not quell a sudden shamefaced laugh,–“if you’d kindly allow me to explain. I shall have to be quite brutally frank; but Mrs. Percifer said”–Here he lugged in a propitiatory compliment, which sounded no more like Mrs. Percifer than it fitted me; but mistaking my smile of irony for one of encouragement, he babbled on. I wish I could do justice to his “charmin'” accent and his perfectly unstudied manner of speech, a mixture of British and American colloquialisms, not to say slang.
“It’s like this, Mrs. Daly. A man oughtn’t to be a dog-in-the-manger about a girl, even if he has got her promise, you know. If he can’t get a move on and marry her before her hair is gray, he ought to step out and give the other fellows a chance. I’m not speaking for myself, though I would have spoken three years ago if she hadn’t been engaged to Micky–she’s always been engaged to him, one may say. And I accepted the fact; and when I came over here and took a share in Micky’s ranch I meant right by him, and God knows I meant more than right by her. Wasn’t it right to suppose she must be tremendously fond of him, to let him keep her on the string the way he has? They’ve been engaged four years now. And was it any wonder I was mad with Micky, seeing how he was loafing along, fooling his money away, not looking ahead and denying himself as a man ought who’s got a nice girl waiting for him? I’m quite frank, you see; but when you hear what an ass I’ve made of myself, you’ll not begrudge me the few excuses I have to offer. All I tried to do was to give Micky a leg to help him over his natural difficulty–laziness, you know. He’s not a bad sort at all, only he’s slow, and it’s hard to get him to look things square in the face. It was for her sake, supposing her happiness was bound up in him, that I undertook to boom the marriage a bit. But Micky won’t boom worth a
