“The term ‘TACO,’ short for Trump Always Chickens Out, has been used to describe how markets tumble on the president’s tariff threats, then rebound when he gives way.” – New York Times
GRAPE – Gift Received, Announced Pardon Early
PORK – Presidential Order Rewarding Kleptocracy
CHEESE – Classic Hillbilly Elegy, Earning Stablecoin Emoluments
BACON – Barron Accepted, College Officially Normalized
EGG – Executive Grift-Golfing
MILK – Maliciously Ignorant, Like Kennedy
MACKEREL – Musk Around: Conceal Ketamine, Ecstasy, Ritalin, Ephedrine, LSD
BREAD – Bitcoin Representatives, Eric And Don
RICE – Rubio Interim, Consider Empty
PASTA – Presidential Action, Sometimes Tweeted All-caps
BEEF – Billionaires Eagerly Expressing Fealty
PITA – Pardon Investments Trump Accepts
KABAB – Kushner-Arranged Benevolent Arab Billionaire
BURRITO – Blatant, Unrepentant Robbery: Republican Insider Trading Okay?!?
